joshzero (![[info]](http://l-stat.livejournal.com/img/userinfo.gif){kind=small} josh_zero) wrote,@ 2009-03-11 11:33:00 |
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Shark Attack this Friday!
I have to admit, I wasn’t ready for the world to end yet. However, since we are almost certainly destined for oblivion—the pundits say the world will be officially designated as “totally screwed” by next Wednesday I think--I say it’s a fine time to go dancing!
After a month off, Club Shark Attack is back and ready for the wickedness. The last Shark Attack was totally off the chain, and we’re ready to devastate your face once again. We’ve got all sorts of sounds to prepare you for hand-to-hand combat in a desolate neo-future; electro, house, Tibetan throat singing..perhaps not Tibetan throat singing, but I guarantee the music we do have will be enjoyable to listen to.
Let it not be said that Shark Attack is insensitive during these dire times. When the doom comes, your only refuge will be our dance club. It will beTHE safe haven when flesh eating government Robocleansers are rolled out into the streets.
Here are some additional things that we’re offering to help you weather the storm of annihilation this Friday:
• DJ J.zero’s “How to Make a Crude Yet Defensible Shelter from Fragmented Aircraft Parts” Workshop.
• $5 Cover
• Zombie Conversion Tank for those who just want to get it over with
• Unstoppable Dancefloor Mayhem
• Debut of DJ Starr’s new book “The Barter System and You: Surviving in the Post-Apocalyptic Economy”
• Booze
• 401K Planning with the Annie’s Social Club bartenders. [Note: Annie’s Social Club bartenders are not professional financial planners and may hit you with a pipe if you ask them about your 401k—Shark Attack not liable]
• DJ Orko’s “Pitfighting for Food 101: Holds & Hidden Weapons” dancefloor tutorial
Wait, that’s not all! We’ve got a new RESIDENT DJ, Braceface, in the mix! She’s an outstanding DJ who blew the roof off the place as a guest in January and is now part of the Shark Attack crew. Yes! If you haven’t had the pleasure, she’s got an excellent new mix up that I encourage you to hear:
Continuous high quality:http://soundcloud.com/braceface/m
Tracked mp3 version: http://soundcloud.com/braceface/sets/mi
Listen to this thing. It’s good. Tell her what you think this weekend and I’ll buy you a drink. Serious.
Details are on the flyer below. See you there!
I have to admit, I wasn’t ready for the world to end yet. However, since we are almost certainly destined for oblivion—the pundits say the world will be officially designated as “totally screwed” by next Wednesday I think--I say it’s a fine time to go dancing!
After a month off, Club Shark Attack is back and ready for the wickedness. The last Shark Attack was totally off the chain, and we’re ready to devastate your face once again. We’ve got all sorts of sounds to prepare you for hand-to-hand combat in a desolate neo-future; electro, house, Tibetan throat singing..perhaps not Tibetan throat singing, but I guarantee the music we do have will be enjoyable to listen to.
Let it not be said that Shark Attack is insensitive during these dire times. When the doom comes, your only refuge will be our dance club. It will beTHE safe haven when flesh eating government Robocleansers are rolled out into the streets.
Here are some additional things that we’re offering to help you weather the storm of annihilation this Friday:
• DJ J.zero’s “How to Make a Crude Yet Defensible Shelter from Fragmented Aircraft Parts” Workshop.
• $5 Cover
• Zombie Conversion Tank for those who just want to get it over with
• Unstoppable Dancefloor Mayhem
• Debut of DJ Starr’s new book “The Barter System and You: Surviving in the Post-Apocalyptic Economy”
• Booze
• 401K Planning with the Annie’s Social Club bartenders. [Note: Annie’s Social Club bartenders are not professional financial planners and may hit you with a pipe if you ask them about your 401k—Shark Attack not liable]
• DJ Orko’s “Pitfighting for Food 101: Holds & Hidden Weapons” dancefloor tutorial
Wait, that’s not all! We’ve got a new RESIDENT DJ, Braceface, in the mix! She’s an outstanding DJ who blew the roof off the place as a guest in January and is now part of the Shark Attack crew. Yes! If you haven’t had the pleasure, she’s got an excellent new mix up that I encourage you to hear:
Continuous high quality:http://soundcloud.com/braceface/m
Tracked mp3 version: http://soundcloud.com/braceface/sets/mi
Listen to this thing. It’s good. Tell her what you think this weekend and I’ll buy you a drink. Serious.
Details are on the flyer below. See you there!
